Life's Biggest Questions......

Do you ever sit around and ponder questions? Like why? How? No? Well here we go...........

* On the Bachelor and Bachelorette when a Helicopter drops them off on a remote island or on top of a mountain cliff with nothing but food and booze...what happens when they need to go to the bathroom? I mean I pee like once an hour....do they have to pop a squat?

* On Hoarders....why do they ALL get their water turned off? Like what is it about being a Hoarder does that mean you will have no running water and therefor you must collect your own human waste and then NOT throw it away? I know it is gross but don't act like you haven't thought of it?!?

* Why does Mitt Romney when he is trying to be "one of the people" keep saying stupid things like "My wife has several Cadillacs">??! Stoopid

* Why doesn't someone tell Bachelor Ben that is hair is awful?! I mean it is not even a little bit cute, it literally grosses me out?! Or can someone get him a flat iron?

* Another Bachelor question............How do the girls on a date magically know to always wear a bikini under their cloths in the chance they can get into some sort of water with Ben? It's weird!

* Why do all the "Bravo Housewives" talk bad about each other in their confessional like the other ladies are just not going to watch it and see??

* On Vampire Diaries WHY o' WHY don't they cut that ugly "duck tail" off of Damon? That would increase his hotness by like a ton!?!?

* Why does everyone have a tip jar now? I mean for taking my order why do you want a tip? You are not making $2.13 an hour like servers are?!? I mean I never know what to do...it is like everyone wants a tip now?! It is so confusing.

* Also on Hoarders (A&E and TLC) why would you Hoard your trash? Random items and shopping is one thing but why would you like never take your trash out for 10 years and why do you always have to get poor cats and make them live in that with you? eek

* Why do all my TV shows have like 3 finales? Like you air for a few weeks in Fall then go on break? Then you go on "Winter break" (eh em....Glee, Parenthood, Vampire Diaries...) and then you get Summer break too? WHY???????

* Why isn't Betheny Frankle my friend?

* Why can't I be on Fashion Police?? I love that show! I could be a "Fash-ho"

Oh guys....I could go ON AND ON! What silly things do you always wonder? Do you have answers to my most burning questions??

Thanks Urban Dictionary

So I saw some of this going around Facebook and I had to do it.....you just go to Urban Dictionary and type in your first name and I have to say......geez, guys....how flattering! hahahaa!!!!
Here is what came up to define my name..........

Nicole per Urban Dictionary
1. awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.

"Nicole is so godly that I adore her."

2. Slang term for a very amazing, attractive individual.
"Damn your so hot, you're so Nicole!"

3. A Nicole is someone who is omnipotent. A Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Nicole in any aspect.
"Why vote for either Presidential candidate, when there is a Nicole out there much more suitable for the position?"

Please, if you need a laugh type in your name!!!!!!!!

Loathe...

loathe/lōT͟H/

Verb: Feel intense dislike or disgust for

SO, I have mentioned before how much I HATE to clean out the dishwasher as in....put the clean dishes away! I am not sure why, I think it was has something to do with the fact that this was one of my chores growing...I mean who knows?? But I do.........I actually loathe it and I will try everything to get Matt to put the dishes away. Lately my loathing has taken on a new level of hate or some might call it laziness..........are you ready for this? So you see the 1 lone white sqaure serving plate above? Weeellll.....it has been living in the dishwasher for about 1 month now. Sunday night Matt asked "what is the story with this plate?" And when I told him that I literally hate trying to find a place for it in the cabinet and that I have deicded it is going to live in the dishwasher from now on.........you should of seen his face! Bahahahaha! Sadly friends, it is true.....so until Matt braves putting the clean dishes away this bad boy will continue to live in the dishwasher and be extra squeaky clean because I am too lazy to do anything about it!
What do you hate doing? And how will you avoid doing it?

You better watch out....

Looks like both Matt (Matthew is his real name) and myself were tropical storms this year! Awe, I know how special....what does this mean? Absolutely nothing, but with most of the other names being more complex names it is kinda funny to see us both on here! Those Savage's sure are sizzlin..........